FRUITOPIA

Fruitopia is a far away land. It has borders with the following countries:
- North with the Fireworks Island
- East with Peperou
- West with Afga-Tiganistan (in Greek Avga Tiganita means Fried Eggs. A nice equivalent word-game could be Tzatzikistan)
- NorthWest with the Land of Yawning
In the mid 80s, there were some riots in relation to the mysterious disappearance of Manoli the greengrocer. Mr Peaky Toopeak, the astute journalist of Go Figure Daily, is sent by the chief editor of the aforementioned newspaper, Mr Gay Stingy, to cover the events. With the assistance of Peaky Toopeak, a great conspiracy came to the light and therefore was warded off. Goal of the conspiracy was the usurpation of power from the fruits and vegetables to the relentless greengrocers.

Fruitopia has two football teams. The Yellow United and the Red Storm. Players for Yellow United are the lemons, the melons and the bananas. Players for the Red Storm are the cherries and the beetroots

National Anthem of Fruitopia

It's a town faraway
A fantastic city you can say
Where only fruits and vegetables live
Without humans, what a relieve
IT'S THE ONE, JUST ONE, THE FANTASTIC FRUITOPIA
IT'S ONE, SOLELY ONE, there is NO OTHER LIKE THIS ONE
There, the Idiot Fruits are called Ribbonwoods,
And the beetroots never blush,
Every onion smells blossom goods
And the Zucchinis don't have a rush.
IT'S THE ONE, JUST ONE, THE FANTASTIC FRUITOPIA
IT'S ONE, SOLELY ONE, THERE IS NO OTHER LIKE THIS ONE
They cease all day and all the night
Without the greengrocers terrible fright
And with the many years passing by
They will never to withering cry.
IT'S THE ONE, JUST ONE, THE FANTASTIC FRUITOPIA
IT'S ONE, SOLELY ONE, THERE IS NO OTHER LIKE THIS ONE


Major Citizens of Fruitopia

Mr. Emile, the Apple, Mayor of Fruitopia
Mr. Zacharias the Zucchini, wrestling champion of Fruitopia
Ms. Letta the Lettuce, the beloved of Zacharias.
Mr. Prithu, the Pricked Fig, great scientist and inventor of the amazing Fruibeast that removed the gross from the greengrocers and left them with green. He was one of the major suspects for the dissapearance of Manoli the greengrocer.
Mrs. Paprika the sharp tongue, famous cocky bitch of the neighbourhood.
Mr. Didi the Idiot Fruit, who is not as idiot as he thinks
Mr Ananias the Melon who thought he had lost his dot and found it with the assistance of Peaky TooPeak.
Mr Orion the Onion, with a the many shirts, in love with Letta. He wanted to get desperately married to Letta (the Lettuce). But she chose for Mr Barlow the vegetable marrow. You cant imagine how much Orion cried. But in a night club he heard the angelic voice of Ms Mata the Tomato singing. Mata leaves singing behind and they get married.
Ms Mata the Tomato, who used Anania’s dot to be beautiful for Mr Orion.